Do You Even Watch the Show? (PG)

[skidmo_fic]

Title: Do You Even Watch the Show?
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Spoilers: Progeny (plus spoilers for SG-1 episodes: Lifeboat and Unnatural Selection)
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: Chuck wishes Sheppard would read SG-1's mission reports.
Author’s Notes: written for the gatecreation episodes challenge. Title comes from a line in Galaxy Quest.




Chuck read the mission reports from the mission to the Replicator city and shook his head. He was familiar with Sheppard’s team and their incomprehensible disregard for lessons taught by previous missions, but he had really expected more of Dr. Weir, though to be fair it wasn’t really her fault.

Chuck had spent his last few days at the SGC before initially shipping out to Atlantis reading whatever mission reports he could get his hands on. He gravitated towards SG-1's reports as those generally proved to be the most interesting. He’d figured if he was going to go through that wormhole to another galaxy, he ought to have some idea of the sort of things he’d be likely to encounter on the other side. Granted, life-sucking aliens with a penchant for over the top gothic fashion statements weren’t in any of the reports he’d read, but there was a lot to be learned from the mistakes of others.

For instance, if Colonel (then Major) Sheppard had read about SG-1's experience on The Stromos, he would never have sent Gaul and Abrams to explore an abandoned Wraith Hive ship on their own. Or if they had read about any of Jack O’Neill’s encounters with alien women, both the colonel and McKay would have known better than to have trusted any of the myriad beautiful women they’d met on other planets.

But now especially, he wondered if he needed to talk to Dr. Weir about making SG-1's mission reports required reading for all off-world teams. Because Sheppard’s jettisoning Niam into deep space reminded him a little too much of SG-1 abandoning Fifth on Halla.

He just knew it was going to come back and bite them in the ass, and he really hoped he wouldn’t be there to pick up the pieces afterwards.

fin

Comments

[seekergeek.livejournal.com]

Err, nice, but I feel I must point out that Chuck went with the original expedition way back in season one. You can see him from time to time in the background of the control room in those episodes. Sorry? *wibbles*

[inkscribe.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I haven't watched that show, but on this one, I've frequently had the same question about the 'official' writers. ;-)

Thanks for the chuckle. And Chuck, of course. *g*

[ch1pper.livejournal.com]

So true! Oh Chuck, you will save everyone!

That line is the BEST.

[oparu.livejournal.com]

Oh you're evil and this is awesome! Take that for recycling plots...TPTB