Hello! I don't know where I saw this but here I am! :)

How about

for the children
because you're/they're not interested in sex
because you're/they're diagnosed with an incurable disease
because you/they have won the lottery
because you/they're sent to jail
because you don't remember them/they don't remember you (hint: amnesia fic)
because of an addiction
because of an obsession
because of an undying love for a sports team/a singer/ a band...
because they're full of themselves!

there that's done! Now, can I have the mix tape, which is 34? Thank you!