Not Another Closet Story (PG)
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skidmo_ficTitle: Not Another Closet Story
Rating: PG? (just in case)
Pairing: Zelenka/Lorne
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: Evan and Radek get stuck.
Author’s Notes: written for the slashing_lorne February challenge, prompt: making out (dialogue only)
“What are you...is that your hand?”
“Well it sure ain’t my sidearm.”
“Evan, we are locked in a lab, in an unexplored area of Atlantis, with no power and no radios. I really don’t think this is the time.”
“Oh, c’mon, Doc. You said yourself there wasn’t anything you could do.”
“Yes, but...”
“So we’re pretty much stuck here until someone comes looking for us?”
“Yes, but...”
“And we should probably stay close, since it’s so dark.”
“Okay, but...”
“And with no electricity this far out, it’s likely to get pretty cold, wouldn’t you say?”
“I suppose so, but still...”
“You know they say body to body heat is the best way to stay warm.”
“I still think it’s entirely inappropriate for us to...oh, my. That tickles.”
“Mmm...didn’t know you were ticklish.”
“Is not a fact I usually advertise.”
“I’ll have to remember that for later.”
“Careful, Major. I know where you sleep.”
“Yeah, well...oh god...I thought you didn’t want to...Jesus, Radek!”
“Sorry.”
“No, that was good.”
“Ah. I’ll have to remember that for later.”
“Please do.”
“Do prdele, Evan! Do that again...mmm. Sakra!”
“Sorry.”
“No, it wasn’t you...I think I’m sitting on...Aha!”
“What?”
“Control crystal.”
“So we could conceivably get out of here now?”
“Yes.”
“And we would be duty bound to do whatever we can to get back to the city, in case anything was happening.”
“Yes, I suppose so.”
“Of course, it’s pretty dark.”
“Ah, I see. Yes. It is very dark.”
“So, you know where that crystal goes, right?”
“Yes, it goes right...oops.”
“What?”
“I seem to have misplaced the crystal.”
“Well, I’m sure no one would blame you for that.”
“They might ask, though, why we didn’t go looking for it.”
“It’s an ancient lab that hasn’t been cleared for use. There’s no telling what we could unleash if we went groping around the room.”
“Yes, yes. Much better to just grope in our little corner.”
“Mmm...good call, Doc.”
***
Continue
Links to the rest of this series can be found here.
Rating: PG? (just in case)
Pairing: Zelenka/Lorne
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: Evan and Radek get stuck.
Author’s Notes: written for the slashing_lorne February challenge, prompt: making out (dialogue only)
“What are you...is that your hand?”
“Well it sure ain’t my sidearm.”
“Evan, we are locked in a lab, in an unexplored area of Atlantis, with no power and no radios. I really don’t think this is the time.”
“Oh, c’mon, Doc. You said yourself there wasn’t anything you could do.”
“Yes, but...”
“So we’re pretty much stuck here until someone comes looking for us?”
“Yes, but...”
“And we should probably stay close, since it’s so dark.”
“Okay, but...”
“And with no electricity this far out, it’s likely to get pretty cold, wouldn’t you say?”
“I suppose so, but still...”
“You know they say body to body heat is the best way to stay warm.”
“I still think it’s entirely inappropriate for us to...oh, my. That tickles.”
“Mmm...didn’t know you were ticklish.”
“Is not a fact I usually advertise.”
“I’ll have to remember that for later.”
“Careful, Major. I know where you sleep.”
“Yeah, well...oh god...I thought you didn’t want to...Jesus, Radek!”
“Sorry.”
“No, that was good.”
“Ah. I’ll have to remember that for later.”
“Please do.”
“Do prdele, Evan! Do that again...mmm. Sakra!”
“Sorry.”
“No, it wasn’t you...I think I’m sitting on...Aha!”
“What?”
“Control crystal.”
“So we could conceivably get out of here now?”
“Yes.”
“And we would be duty bound to do whatever we can to get back to the city, in case anything was happening.”
“Yes, I suppose so.”
“Of course, it’s pretty dark.”
“Ah, I see. Yes. It is very dark.”
“So, you know where that crystal goes, right?”
“Yes, it goes right...oops.”
“What?”
“I seem to have misplaced the crystal.”
“Well, I’m sure no one would blame you for that.”
“They might ask, though, why we didn’t go looking for it.”
“It’s an ancient lab that hasn’t been cleared for use. There’s no telling what we could unleash if we went groping around the room.”
“Yes, yes. Much better to just grope in our little corner.”
“Mmm...good call, Doc.”
***
Continue
Links to the rest of this series can be found here.
