Claustrophobia (PG)
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skidmo_ficTitle: Claustrophobia
Rating: PG
Pairing: Lorne/McKay
Word Count: 250
Warning: schmoopy
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: “And your ass is infinitely more important than my hand.”
A/N: Prize fic for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eotu, who asked for McKay/Lorne with the prompt: yearning finally satisfied. This idea jumped into my head after I read that. I think it was probably not what you meant, but it’s where my mind went.
“McKay! Get off me!”
“What? Nonononono. I have to get to the control panel.”
“Can’t you just tell me what to do?”
“You? It’d take you all day!”
“There isn’t room for me to move out of the way. Just tell me what you need me to do, and I’ll do it.”
“Have I mentioned my claustrophobia to you? Because I am extremely claustrophobic.”
“You’re also sitting on my hand.”
“Yes, well, as you said, there’s not much room in here.”
“And your ass is infinitely more important than my hand.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.... Of course it is.”
“If you get off my hand, I can reach the control panel and get us out of here.”
“Fine, fine. Just pull the cover off. Okay, now take out that red crystal...no! Not that one! The other one. Are you trying to blow us up?”
“Yes, McKay, that’s exactly what I’m trying to do....Is that your hand again?”
“Where?”
“On my ass.”
“Maybe....Okay, yes....I just...I thought...as long as we’re in here...”
“What happened to your claustrophobia?”
“I think I just need something to take my mind off it.”
“Wouldn’t this be more enjoyable somewhere a little less cramped?”
“Possibly.”
“McKay.”
“Okay, fine, yes. Take the yellow crystal and put it into the empty space.”
“Okay, yeah, I think that’s working...the door’s opening.”
“Oh thank god.”
“McKay! Where are you going? I thought you wanted to...”
“Later, Major. Right now, I really, really, really have to pee.”
fin
Rating: PG
Pairing: Lorne/McKay
Word Count: 250
Warning: schmoopy
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: “And your ass is infinitely more important than my hand.”
A/N: Prize fic for
eotu, who asked for McKay/Lorne with the prompt: yearning finally satisfied. This idea jumped into my head after I read that. I think it was probably not what you meant, but it’s where my mind went.“McKay! Get off me!”
“What? Nonononono. I have to get to the control panel.”
“Can’t you just tell me what to do?”
“You? It’d take you all day!”
“There isn’t room for me to move out of the way. Just tell me what you need me to do, and I’ll do it.”
“Have I mentioned my claustrophobia to you? Because I am extremely claustrophobic.”
“You’re also sitting on my hand.”
“Yes, well, as you said, there’s not much room in here.”
“And your ass is infinitely more important than my hand.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.... Of course it is.”
“If you get off my hand, I can reach the control panel and get us out of here.”
“Fine, fine. Just pull the cover off. Okay, now take out that red crystal...no! Not that one! The other one. Are you trying to blow us up?”
“Yes, McKay, that’s exactly what I’m trying to do....Is that your hand again?”
“Where?”
“On my ass.”
“Maybe....Okay, yes....I just...I thought...as long as we’re in here...”
“What happened to your claustrophobia?”
“I think I just need something to take my mind off it.”
“Wouldn’t this be more enjoyable somewhere a little less cramped?”
“Possibly.”
“McKay.”
“Okay, fine, yes. Take the yellow crystal and put it into the empty space.”
“Okay, yeah, I think that’s working...the door’s opening.”
“Oh thank god.”
“McKay! Where are you going? I thought you wanted to...”
“Later, Major. Right now, I really, really, really have to pee.”
fin
