Unicorn Experts (PG)
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skidmo_ficTitle: Unicorn Experts
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fraser/RayK (Due South)
Word Count: 332
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: Fraser is not an expert on unicorns
A/N: For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
athousanderrors, who requested: Fraser/RayK, unicorns.
“I think it’s a unicorn, Ray.”
“Don’t be stupid, Fraser. Unicorns are…whadya call it…misnomers.”
“Mythological?”
“Yeah, that.”
“Be that as it may, Ray, this animal does appear to be a unicorn.”
“Oh, yeah? And what makes you the expert on unicorns, huh?”
“Well, there’s a very old Inuit myth about a Caribou with only one antler, and some historians believe that it may be the origin for the overarching concept of unicorns.”
“You ever seen a unicorn, Fraser?”
“You mean, excluding the one right here?”
“Yeah. You ever seen a unicorn before this unicorn that isn’t really a unicorn?”
“No.”
“So you’re not a expert on unicorns then, are you?”
“Well, I suppose not, Ray, but…”
“No buts. You never seen a unicorn, so you ain’t a expert.”
“All right, Ray. If it isn’t a unicorn, what do you suppose it is?”
“It’s…a horse.”
“A horse with a horn in the center of its forehead?”
“Yeah. A horse that happens to have some kinda deformity that makes it grow a horn out of its forehead. You got a problem with that?”
“No. No problem.”
“Good…Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“The horse is eyeing me funny.”
“Ah.”
“Ah? A friggin’ massive horse with a friggin’ horn in his forehead is eyeing me funny, and all you can say is ‘Ah’?”
“Well, Ray, I’m sure it’s nothing. If this really is just a horse, then you have nothing to worry about. Horses are generally mild-mannered creatures, who will not attack unless provoked or threatened.”
“And if it ain’t really a horse?”
“Then we may have a problem.”
“Why’s that?”
“Well…unicorns are rumored to have a particular preference for both women and virgins.”
“Which we ain’t neither of.”
“Precisely.”
“Damn.”
“Yes, indeed.”
“Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“If we get outta this, you and me are never touching again.”
“I don’t believe virginity can be created retroactively, Ray.”
“Huh?”
“You can’t go back.”
“Oh.”
“Yes.”
“Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“I wasn’t really going to stop touching you.”
“…I know, Ray.”
fin
Rating: PG
Pairing: Fraser/RayK (Due South)
Word Count: 332
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me...sadly
Feedback: yes, please.
Summary: Fraser is not an expert on unicorns
A/N: For
athousanderrors, who requested: Fraser/RayK, unicorns.“I think it’s a unicorn, Ray.”
“Don’t be stupid, Fraser. Unicorns are…whadya call it…misnomers.”
“Mythological?”
“Yeah, that.”
“Be that as it may, Ray, this animal does appear to be a unicorn.”
“Oh, yeah? And what makes you the expert on unicorns, huh?”
“Well, there’s a very old Inuit myth about a Caribou with only one antler, and some historians believe that it may be the origin for the overarching concept of unicorns.”
“You ever seen a unicorn, Fraser?”
“You mean, excluding the one right here?”
“Yeah. You ever seen a unicorn before this unicorn that isn’t really a unicorn?”
“No.”
“So you’re not a expert on unicorns then, are you?”
“Well, I suppose not, Ray, but…”
“No buts. You never seen a unicorn, so you ain’t a expert.”
“All right, Ray. If it isn’t a unicorn, what do you suppose it is?”
“It’s…a horse.”
“A horse with a horn in the center of its forehead?”
“Yeah. A horse that happens to have some kinda deformity that makes it grow a horn out of its forehead. You got a problem with that?”
“No. No problem.”
“Good…Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“The horse is eyeing me funny.”
“Ah.”
“Ah? A friggin’ massive horse with a friggin’ horn in his forehead is eyeing me funny, and all you can say is ‘Ah’?”
“Well, Ray, I’m sure it’s nothing. If this really is just a horse, then you have nothing to worry about. Horses are generally mild-mannered creatures, who will not attack unless provoked or threatened.”
“And if it ain’t really a horse?”
“Then we may have a problem.”
“Why’s that?”
“Well…unicorns are rumored to have a particular preference for both women and virgins.”
“Which we ain’t neither of.”
“Precisely.”
“Damn.”
“Yes, indeed.”
“Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“If we get outta this, you and me are never touching again.”
“I don’t believe virginity can be created retroactively, Ray.”
“Huh?”
“You can’t go back.”
“Oh.”
“Yes.”
“Fraser?”
“Yes, Ray?”
“I wasn’t really going to stop touching you.”
“…I know, Ray.”
fin
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Date: 2008-07-23 07:13 pm (UTC)'…I know, Ray.'
Oh that's cute.
Surprisingly, Unicorns don't seem anymore cracky than the stuff they had on the actual show.
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Date: 2008-07-23 07:55 pm (UTC)You know, I had the same thought when I was writing this. I kept thinking, "This should feel crackier than it does."
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Date: 2008-07-23 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-07-23 09:12 pm (UTC)And yeah...this really doesn't seem out of place. But I was short for time, so unicorn was the best I could do. :P
Damn, your Ray voice is good. Fraser voice too, but then you play him, so that's to be expected.
Speaking of which, lemme know when you want to do the next ep.
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Date: 2008-07-23 09:53 pm (UTC)Umm...I'm pretty busy through the weekend, but sometime next week should work for that. And we should probably do the next Atlantis ep too soonish, especially if we want to get to Outcast by October...
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Date: 2008-07-23 10:00 pm (UTC)As for SGA - having a backlog is kind of nice though, especially since I STILL haven't seen the end of this season.
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Date: 2008-07-23 10:08 pm (UTC)